Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Dog Laws - written by the dog

Property Laws of the Dog
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Courtesy of  dorabum


  1. Tee Hee

    I think these rules are pretty obvious - I don't know why the humans have so much trouble understanding them? :)

    Have a fun day,

    Your pal Snoopy :)


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